j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

6 minutes ago • 237645♥via

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

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1 hour ago • 102773♥via

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities)

2 hours ago • 389419♥via
peter: my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name
korath: what?
peter: *whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi
3 hours ago • 14870♥via

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4 hours ago • 17071♥via

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

5 hours ago • 114339♥via

dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

6 hours ago • 148270♥via

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7 hours ago • 59125♥via

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8 hours ago • 99273♥via
Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know? —cafai (via fhume)
9 hours ago • 69323♥via

sixpenceee:

I want to be older and have my own place, and live in a cute, little apartment with a cute significant other but at the same time I want to be forever young and have no demanding responsibilities 

10 hours ago • 10120♥via

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

11 hours ago • 105341♥via

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

12 hours ago • 890074♥via

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

13 hours ago • 232103♥via

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

17 hours ago • 152044♥via